4/04/01: Okay, okay, okay. I have an anouncement to make. ***THIS SITE IS JUST FOR FUN*** Some people at the school I attened seem to think that there is some harmful intent behind this website. Here's a story. Being the nice guy that I am, I wanted to show a curious teacher what exactly "All Your Base" is. Well, *appearantly* she was offended by the name of the website. So, long story short, a letter was sent to the police, the school board, my mother, and God knows *who* else. I tried to explain why it was called "Stalking Sarah", but no one would hear it. They were too hung up on the name. My principal advised that I change the name of the site. Ha. Really, I mean, come on, cencorship sucks. Especially on the Wildly-Wonderful-Web. They mean to tell me, that even though for just \$4.99 a month, you can see a blond do the nasty with a freakin' donkey, but I can't call my site "Stalking Sarah"??? Do they really think the donkey will ever recover?!?!?!?!?!

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1/12/01: Hooray!!!!! I can't believe it!!! My very own Domain!!! Well, at leaste now I have a URL people can Remember!! No big news other than that. Thinking about making an on-line list of people I hate, and I will DEFINANTLY update pages of this site OTHER the the Main page...

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1/01/01: "I'm sorry, Dave. I can't allow you to do that..." Happy New Year, it's 2001!!!! Had a GREAT New Year's Eve, how 'bout you? I don't drink, so I can't say I was drunk, but Amelia and I just crashed out on the couch and watched "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom". I wasn't ABOUT to search the video stores for a copy of "2001: A Space Odesy".

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8/28/00: I'm in school and Chris "P." (pee?) is being a dingus listning to his odd crap and such, but God help him, at least he trys. I think....

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8/16/00: Well... I'll be damned. It's been one day over a yaer since I've touched this page. What's been happening you might wonder. Nothing. I really don't give a damn about that pathetic bitch Sarah anymore. She is a stuck up snob and she is rude and rumor has it that she is pregnant with a mixed baby. Whore... So, you're probably wondering "well, Josh, who's your new unrealistic obsession???". I'll give you a clue. The answer is only a matter of looking closely at every page on this site, I'm sure it'll come to you after awhile.

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8/15/99: No real news. I've replaced the "All Along the Watchtower" midi on the main page to "Diary of a Madman" to better suit the theme. Also, I've added a midi to this page, and added a pic of my room to the "ME" page.

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8/12/99: Well, my modem screwed up on me for a few weeks, but yesterday I got it working again yesterday. I went to see "Deep Blue Sea" shortly after it opened, and it wasn't until the movie was over that I discovered Sarah AND HER BOYFRIEND had been seated right behind me the entire time! Wow! I also went to see the "Blair Whitch Project" a couple of weeks ago, and I have to say, it's one of the best movies I have ever seen. Today I've change some graphics on the site to better suit the theme and also to make it more interesting.

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7/20/99: This is old news, but I just created this page today. I found out that Sarah works at the local Food Lion. On a related note, I just found out that Alex, a friend of mine, got a job at Taco Bell. It's funny, because his major dream and goal in life is to become President of the U.S. He's pretty cool, but to be honest, 20 years from now I see him working in McKee's Baking Factory just like his parents.

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